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Bernard Hickey delivers 6 Great Tips to survive the Great Recession in 60 seconds. Every week until the recession ends we'll give a fresh batch of 6 Great Tips in 60 seconds.

1. Chop up your credit cards and use Visa/Mastercard debit cards instead if you need to buy online.
2. If you have both a mortgage and a savings account, use the savings to pay off the mortgage as quick as possible.
3. Never buy a new car and never spend more than NZ$10,000 on a used car. Always use TradeMe for cheap deals.
4. Cancel your Sky subscription and watch the rugby at the pub with your mates. Drink iced tap water.
5. Always holiday in New Zealand. Use holidayhouses.co.nz to find a cheap rental bach at the beach.
6. Never buy more more than 1 espresso coffee a week. Not buying 4 espresso coffees a week would save you NZ$13,840 over 10 years if you used the saved money to pay back a mortgage charging 8%.

We welcome your suggestions for saving money or earning money to survive during the Great Recession. Comments please below. We'll pick the best and use them next week. We'll be doing this every week until the Great Recession ends. That may not be until the end of 2009 at this rate.

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Are you insane? 1 espresso

Are you insane? 1 espresso a week? I can assure you that by the time the divorce, lost job and likely fines are taken into account, that would cost me a lot more than the saved $13k.

We are a nation of

We are a nation of rather high debts and the prospect of sharp price increases on most fronts. Bernhard this is a great way to approach the public against over- spending, the media should do that more often.
But I just hope you are not getting into trouble with some business sectors with your honesty and your helpful advices.

My mortage repayments are some

My mortage repayments are some $300 p/m lower then during the "good times", got more than $100 p/m on tax cuts in last 6 mths. Have relatively secure job and paid overtime...wish this last for a while.

1/ unless you use the

1/ unless you use the interest free period on your credit card to reduce mortgage interest and pay it off in full with a direct debit every month. And get a credit card that does cashbacks so you cover the cost of having one in the first place.

7. Get $10 haircut (go

7. Get $10 haircut (go during quiet times or it will be a bit rough(er)).
8. Wife can get hair dyed at $10 Haircut places (in theory).

Visit your parents at meal

Visit your parents at meal time and look hungry, cuts your food bill in half....

<i>Jamie R Says: April 17th,

Jamie R Says:
April 17th, 2009 at 10:14 pm

Visit your parents at meal time and look hungry, cuts your food bill in half"¦.

Or even move in, you can save more on rent :)

Bernard, I think you could be visiting that cafe for the next few years at this rate, as I think it is going to be a long flatish recession.

Tip,

Instead of going to the movies, hire a dvd instead. Also all dvd shops have a cheap day (eg $3 for a new release), so take advantage of that, as well of coupons, you can save heaps. People may as well take advantage of that big screen TV they purchased during the good times.

Sell the second car and

Sell the second car and cycle to work. It's fun, good for your health, and very cheap. Shower at work too. Eat weetbix. Doesn't sound like much fun? Try it, it's not so bad. Also, whats good for you is good for the kiddies. Get them to walk (or bike) to school.

1. Yes, ditch the 2nd

1. Yes, ditch the 2nd car and cycle to work. No need for a gym membership anymore either. I reckon it saves the family several thousand dollars a year.

2. Rent. If it is cheaper to do so.

How does a visa debit

How does a visa debit card work better than a visa credit card for online bills? The fees on the debit card look pretty high. My credit card with some cash transferred onto it in advance via internet banking doesn't appear to be costing me any fees other than the yearly fee for having it.

Good fundamental stuff - I'm

Good fundamental stuff - I'm looking forward to week 52 and tips 307-312 Bernard.

1/Put a small veggie garden

1/Put a small veggie garden in....the time spent works out to around $87 to $92 tax free
2/Shop around the outside if the supermarket..live longer and cheaper.
3/Shop for a week, and buy extra when on special, that way after a couple weeks everything is brought on special just to replenish backup stock..and if have a tough week, one still has the backup stock.
4/Buy veggies/milk at a local veggie shop, better quality and cheaper.
5/Do your own oil change and filters...1/2 hr and working at $65/hr, tax free
6/Cook meals for 2 nights, and enough to nuke at work next day.
7/Check out the local neighbourhood kids to mow the lawns... and get the broad left removed from the lawns...nearly 1/2s the # of mows per yr, and looks better longer.
8/ 2nd hand car an older model low mileage, pay a little more and on in effect gets a near new car, for under $8000.
9/ If splurging out on takeaways for the evening, ring a friend "our place our ours" and 1/2 the cost...get more for your buck.
10/ Small change, drop into a jar, add to savings see below
11/ If a small business, and have web site email, regist domain offshore, use opensource software...apachie, php, pearl, phpnuke, hmailer, squirrel...cost comes down to about $US10 per yr
12/ upgrading workstations, business or student, get ex lease machines about $350 each...unlike 10 yrs ago hardware is way beyond workstation software...big companys and schools are still getting screwed by their IT ppl.

BH: "2. If you have both a mortgage and a savings account, use the savings to pay off the mortgage as quick as possible."

The draw back to this is fixed terms have penal fees if over pay...so hold the savings for when the term rolls over.

"look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves"

"Is it a 'NEED' or a 'WANT'?" before buying.

Good idea to help people

Good idea to help people out.

Further ideas

Also add start saving a rainy day/emergency fund (not a credit card)
If you are in debt and getting worse get help fast
Use the local library not a book shop
Have a budget
Use the internet for newspapers

Having lived during World War

Having lived during World War II and afterwards 12 years of Russian occupation without a household income (men at war, after that time there was still no social security system like unemployment money etc) we survived (and slim and healthy) by:
Using what was there instead of going shopping (leftover in cupboards and fridge, beans, noodles, bits of rice).
Meat was only once a week on sunday, and then often just mince or sausage.
Reduced quantity for meals (it is proven in our western society that tons of food end up in trash can because of having bought too much).
Eating what is in season.
Growing some basics in the garden (what is all the beautiful green grass for in our gardens?)
Revive contacts with neighbours/friends/family members then it is normal to share/swap
fruit in season/vegetables/eggs/ and skills like sewing/mechanical skills/gardening skills/haircutting/child minding etc.
Clothes/socks can be mended in no time instead of throwing them out and buying new.
One lightbulb per room is enough.
Warm clothes shorten the time when heater needs to be on.
Washing machine only used when full.
Walk instead of driving when ever possible.

This might all sound a bit austere, but considering that our food prices/energy prices make up most of our living costs it is just reasonable to reduce waste. Helps the purse and the planet.

Also regarding costs of entertaining: TV program is so stupid most of the time, as alternative our libraries provide a wealth of books, an incredible number of magazines, which would be expensive to buy, for all kinds of interest, DVD and CD's etc.etc.
A visit to our Central Library in Auckland would be an eye opener for many people who never used this great service, and it is free!!! Living outside the reach of a well stocked library it is possible to order books per internet from the anywhere in NZ and it is delivered to the library near you for $ 1.-!!!
All this advice might not good for the economy, but is good for your pocket and health.
Cheers!

Given my interest in the

Given my interest in the association of 'complex adaptive system' behaviour and the related property of 'fractal self-similarity' with economics and market dynamics, I get through a fair amount of broccoli. Once you've used the florets in any experiments and eaten them, turn your attention to the stalk and julienne it, as one might carrots - which by the way, don't peel, just wash - less waste again. All excellent steamed with the left-over water saved for vege stock. Cauliflowers exhibit 'fractal self-similarity' too and again the stalk, or stem, can be julienned. Enjoy, with glass of iced water, (or vege stock from yesterday) or on your more cynical days, a can of Tui - yeaaaahhhh right - most days!

yes Les - humour is

yes Les - humour is free and a very good belly laugh is precious medicine - thank you. The world needs more of this.

Bernard, You've got it all

Bernard, You've got it all wrong!; We've been told the only way out of this nastiness is to borrow; spend it and then borrow even more...... Haven't you been listening to those who know best? Your today's borrowings will be so much cheaper in tomorrow's money....

Saving for a rainy day

Saving for a rainy day is a great idea on sunny days, but what do you do when the rainy day finally arrives? We have got it back to front. Household balance sheets have gotten deep in the red during the boom years. Its too late now to try and fix it during the bust, the horse has bolted, the 'rainy day' is here, the paradox of thrift is upon us. Yes we need to live within our means and reduce our debt but if we all start scrimping and saving with the money we do earn now then as a nation we will end up much worse off.

PostDiaspora - I wasn't kidding,

PostDiaspora - I wasn't kidding, I enjoy some 'fractal self-similarity' now and again! But am surprised how many people don't used the stalk/stem of said veges. I didn't too till my ex's mother pulled me up on it. At which point I also got the, 'when we had ration cards doooring the worr' sermon - which was all good. We don't know how fortunate we are; they'd have been glad of one expresso a month, nevermind one a day, or week. Good on that generation for perservering as they did - let's hope we don't waste the freedoms they strived and fought for with our penchant for excess and ease - in nearly everything - which is what seems to have landed us in the present situation. Anyway am off for a tin-o-Tui - much better than vege water!

To Janet: Oh yes, those

To Janet: Oh yes, those "who know best" will get us also soon cheaper wallpaper when they start printing money. After they start doing this, we will be in the same situation as Europe in the thirties, hyperinflation and catastrophic devaluation of currency, I still remember my grandfather saying "now we can use the 1000 Kronen bills to use as WALLPAPER in our sleep out in the garden"........

1 : Drink litres of

1 : Drink litres of water prior to meals. Saves on food.

2 : Sell house. Live in tent in park

3 : To keep warm, run around like a mad idiot, and water the trees ( see point 1 )

You guys ! ( in John McInroe screech ) "You've got to be kidding. You can't be serious !"

Your grandfather was right, GertraudT.

Your grandfather was right, GertraudT. I had the joy of part of my childhood in The Federation of Rhodesia and Nyasaland, (currency pegged to sterling) now Zambia, Malawi and Zimbabwe, so I know about wall paper. I think Mugabe has just cancelled the 100 trillion Zim$ note....Borrowing and spending our way to financial health does not make sense to me.

"4. Cancel your Sky subscription

"4. Cancel your Sky subscription and watch the rugby at the pub with your mates. Drink iced tap water."

Hmmm, won't be too long before you will be on your own.

If we all stop spending on entertainment, sport, gyms, cafe's etc, they will close down. More people will need benefits and society will be a terrible place.

And Bernard - what if we all cancelled our internet subscriptions? Where would you be then?

Of course if we stopped television and internet, we would have more time to learn new skills, improve our education...etc.

How about "think carefully about everything you purchase and use your assets wisely"?

I'm off for an espresso. If I read the paper at the cafe, the net spend is about 20 cents.

holidayhouses.co.nz must be one of

holidayhouses.co.nz must be one of the most poorly designed websites in New Zealand.
Surely someone can do much better then this

Cancel your sky and go

Cancel your sky and go to a pub with your mates to watch rugby and drink iced water?

Thats possibly one of most stupid suggestions of the year!
I'm sure my wife will believe that line!

Cancel your sky and go

Cancel your sky and go to a pub with your mates to watch rugby and drink iced water?
Thats possibly one of most stupid suggestions of the year!
I'm sure my wife will believe that line!

My wife read that, and in her wisdom "but your freinds dont go to the pub"

Actually for me it went

Actually for me it went like this - I got Sky and saved money by not going to the pub :-)

Root crops are in season.

Root crops are in season. Joy upon joy ! Stay home and have a big feed of rutabegas. You will save oodles of money. And if digestion begins, they won't let you into the pub, either. Another saving !

Eat vegetarian a few times

Eat vegetarian a few times a week. It's a lot cheaper than meat.

Also, if you already have a TV, then you've absorbed the sunk cost and you might as well stay in and watch it to save money. Who says DVDs are better than network TV? David Attenborough's Life of Mammals was on recently and was very good.

(NB our TV is an old with (gasp) a picture tube!)

Les - I agree -

Les - I agree - have always used stalks in my stirfry (they don't wilt and come up a spectacular shade of green. It's the contradiction that the Tui's budget doesn't come under the razor that makes me laugh, but then I guess you have your priorities right. Ever thought of home brew. What else can one do with vegetable water - didn't the Irish, or was it the Polish, make spirits out of potatoes?

Postdispora - of course 'Pochine'!!

Postdispora - of course 'Pochine'!! Could be a quid in it too, or Punt, or Euro or something. And yes, it's all about priorities - so the Tui stays. Cheers, Les.

Valet and wash your own

Valet and wash your own car. It's good exercise, you get to know the condition of your car and you save the fees. Don't get too carried away with stocking up on every chemical, just the wash liquid will do. Vacuum the carpet, wipe the marks off, dust the dash, clean the windows.
You could do the oil change as well. It's pretty basic nowadays with no grease nipples to grease. Just do oil, filter, plus check brake and clutch fluids, Auto fluid, Power steering fluid, tyre pressure, battery water, and whatever your service manual advises such as belt tension check, etc.
Then if you want to save fuel, use Bitron products in the vehicle. Generally about 20% less fuel use, or more power for the same fuel. Also if you have niggly problems in transmission, etc, you sometimes save a couple of $k by spending $50 on Bitron transmission additive. Definitely worth a try.
Car maintenance. It used to be a kiwi tradition - what's happened?

Jeremy - a word of

Jeremy - a word of caution on fuel and oil additives. I'd suggest people get some advice as to whether these things do not pose a risk to their particular vehicles. These products can give good results, BUT, it has also been known that sometimes they react with existing lubricants, seals etc. leading to all sorts of problems ranging from gumming, blockages in feed gallaries and leakages. Check with an experienced car mechanic first is my advice.

Tip for whining back axles - chop up a pair of your wife's tights and push one legs worth in the oil filler hole of the diff box. If it keeps whining, put the other leg in. If it keeps whining still, swap cars with your wife, she'll not notice given all the whining from the kids from having to eat more broccoli (julienned stems) than usual.

Cheers, Les.

To all What a fantastic

To all

What a fantastic response. Some great ideas.

Lance - I hope it doesn't last another year, but it may well do. The responses today will keep us busy for another week or two.

Les - Please send us your brocolli recipes.

Trev - Not a bad idea to cancel your home internet subscriptions. Use the fast one at work instead or go to an Internet cafe on the one day you buy an espresso.

To all - Tell everyone the iced tap water is vodka and lemonade...

cheers
Bernard

saw this on another site

saw this on another site - buying things you want vs need - if there is something you want to buy, write it down on a piece of paper. Wait 30 days, and if you still want it, go and buy it. The impulse purchase will proably have passed by then.

Bernard - no recipes as

Bernard - no recipes as such, just posh things up by julienning stuff, stalks/stem, you might normally throw away. Even had someone try it with swedes at a d.party once, with some garlic it fooled most of us, because no one buys it much now. Mind you, have not checked the swede pit lately so it may not be a good buy anyway.

Cheers, Les.

<b>Steptoe (Steps) Says: April 18th,

Steptoe (Steps) Says:
April 18th, 2009 at 10:17 am

11/ If a small business, and have web site email, regist domain offshore, use opensource software"¦apachie, php, pearl, phpnuke, hmailer, squirrel"¦cost comes down to about $US10 per yr

That is actually a bad suggestion. Cheap US hosting can be very unreliable and slow as they overload their web servers with thousands of websites, and you can have many hours of downtime a month. Not only that, they tend to perform maintenance during NZ business hours. Also open source software tend torequire more technical knowledge with no support, than what you can get with commerical software. WIth a shopping cart I would always recommend a commerical system,. Also you can't register. NZ domains offshore, well you can but you will probably be paying more. NZ busnesses should scrimp on saving a few $ by hosting overseas, as it potentially will cost more to the business in the long run, as if a cusomter has trouble loading your website due to it being with a cheap host, that is potentially a lost sale. If you have a NZ website, you should host it on NZ based servers, with a quality provider. Hosting in NZ is only about $1 for unlimited diskspace and traffic , and if a business can't afford that... well they have got bigger problems than trying to save on website costs.

Steptoe

All good points. We have our hosting in a data centre overseas, as in over the seas under the Auckland Harbour Bridge in Albany. We place high value on having a face to face relationship with the engineers who maintain our servers.

You perhaps should share you thoughts with the bloggers at The Standard who in spite of railing against off-shoring have moved their server offshore.

BTW I'm still waiting for someone to suggest cabbage soup.

Bryan

Bernard, I think you will

Bernard, I think you will be at Dorothy's Sister for many Fridays to come, certainly wayyyy beyond the end of 2009! But it looks like a nice place to be. :)

Great suggestions so far. A few more ...

If you're replacing espressos from cafes with home-made ones, consider roasting your own green beans as well - in a popcorn maker or even a pan on the stove. Even taking into account power costs, it works out a lot cheaper. (There's plenty of info on the net about roasting your own.)

If you have children, get them involved with saving power around the house - set up a scorecard on the wall, where every time they turn off something they find that doesn't need to be on, they get a point. (We tried this - with parents joining in too - and had it in mind that there would be a reward at the end of each week for the person with the most points ... but in the end no one was interested in the reward - seeing the points building up was reward in itself.)

In spring and summer, cut down on power use by solar cooking. Your solar cooker can be home-made or bought, and it can be flash, or made from a few bits of cardboard and tinfoil. Again, heaps of info available on the net.

If you can't grow veges at home, join a community garden initiative.

Forage for food - and even if you don't manage to gather enough to save a LOT of money from your food budget, it's free, enjoyable family entertainment ...

@ Johanna, Solar cooking =

@ Johanna,
Solar cooking = Absolutely great !

Bernard/Les : pop your broccoli

Bernard/Les : pop your broccoli into a tin-foil packet. Add salt,pepper,olive oil & your choice of herbs. Seal foil. Carefully place on engine block of your car, and by time you drive home, your broccoli will be done nicely.

..rather a bad idea, especially

..rather a bad idea, especially when you live in the bigger cities where driving home takes 1/2 hour and longer = broccoli well overcooked.

Roger - good thought, as

Roger - good thought, as Walter says though it is all about timing. What does work well is wiring tins of grub to the exhaust manifold. (Dent them, and if the dent pops out you know you need to be careful opening them in case they explode, so put a cloth over them as you puncture with your opener.) Plus, dirty clothes in a large coffee can (painted black), seal lid and then strapped to side of vehicle, or in the engine bay. Heat and agitation with remove the most tenacious skids and leftover clingons. Unless effects of GW really hit NZ I don't think there's a need to go into ways to re-cycle urine at this stage.

Johanna Knox - as I've ended up on this addictive thread again, and having looked at your blog, I wonder if an improvement to your solar box cooker might be a transparent lid to hold the heat in, say acrylic sheet, or glass, maybe a scrap double glazed unit. It might even pay to have a semi-reflective coating sprayed on the underside. Your Dad might be able to calculate the extra heating effect with such an arrangement. Anyway probably getting too technical now.

Cheers, Les.

Walter/Les : You guys !

Walter/Les : You guys ! I am fit to burst, and it ain't from an excess of the rutabegas - ha ha !

Les, I think giving all

Les, I think giving all these technical improvement advices we have another "NZ made product" = good exporting potential. UK/ Ireland etc. excluded not enough solar. :-)

Walter - I don't thinks

Walter - I don't thinks so, the market has already been cornered, following through from Johanna's blog:

http://solarcooking.org/plans/default.htm

and with transparent lids!

First time I've come across this kind of stuff and I'm amazed. Feel quite cheated in a way, with Scouts, that is.

Interesting stuff Johanna.

An idea from me: Get

An idea from me: Get your DVD's from the library. They cost a dollar or two and you can keep them for a week. You can get CD's too.

Hi Les - yes, the

Hi Les - yes, the lid of our box cooker is transparent. (Well, it has a large transparent window that takes up most of the lid). It's made from an extra large size oven bag.

The box itself is a small box inside a larger one with the cavity between them insulated with newspaper.

Yeah, a box cooker made of a sturdier material - with a glass lid - would be great I reckon - there are some around. I stick with recycled material because it's cheap and easy. But I really admire the more painstakingly made, fancier ones! And then there are the parabolic solar cookers ...

The biggest improvement I think I could have made (could probably still make actually) to my box cooker is to make it shallower. The wider shallower ones work best. Mine is a bit too deep.

As you say, there are lots of great plans at solarcooking.org - we've also made panel cookers and the fun-panel cooker, which both worked well.

Thanks for your comments!!
Best
Johanna

Bernard - I have now

Bernard - I have now come up with a low cost broccoli and cauliflower recipe.

Broccoli and Cauliflower Soup.

Remove underwear from the black coffee can.

Insert full head of broccoli and a quartered head of cauliflower. (Include stems, no need to julienne - you'll see why.)

Add salt, pepper, cummin and tsp of chopped garlic, 500ml of water and 1/2 can of Tui.

Replace lid on coffee can. Strap to side of vehicle, or inside engine bay.

Go do some shopping, pick up the kids and then have a belt over some decent undulating terrain for 20 mins (at least) on way home.

Open coffee can, if soup slurry is not evident, re-drive around undulating terrain until mix properly pureed.

Once properly pureed, serve with crusty bread.

I forgot to say, on removing underwear from coffee can, do rinse thoroughly before inserting broccoli and cauliflower.

There you go, try that.

In recessions charities also find

In recessions charities also find it tough, it is a great time to help out charities that need a small amount of time and effort from volunteers. If you are helping out these charities, it means you are not spending money shopping etc.

A couple of ideas come to mind:
Working bee for your local school
Coaching kids sport teams.
Donating blood (www.nzblood.co.nz)

Perhaps people here know of a few charities that are in need of helpers...

if your bank allows you

if your bank allows you to nickname your accounts then do as i do and name your visa/amex/mastercard the "Pay this entirely every month account" or whatever other four letter words are required to remind oneself to pay. this way you can get up to 55 days interest free on your purchases - provided you clear the balance when due. Interest free for 55 days or 22% (or thereabouts) compounding for ever - your choice

Pres of Property - that's

Pres of Property - that's what we've been doing for 20 years now, and it's one of the only opportunities to 'beat the banks' so to speak.

The other one are those no deposit, no interest, no repayments deals. Do the same - purchase the goods and pay them off in full on the day the interest free period ends. To be even more clever, set up a monthly automatic transfer to your own savings account - so that you also earn interest on the purchase during the term of the interest free period! Double win-win.

One just needs the discipline.

1. Cut your own hair

1. Cut your own hair if you have any.
2. Shave once a week to save on blades foam and hot water.
3. Load up the Freezer with quality bread when on special.
4. Get off your fat bum and dig in a garden of spuds and root crops. Learn to grow
a range of stuff. If you have space plant fruit trees and berry bushes.
5.Turn off Sky, it's mostly just repeated crap anyway. Save hundreds every year.
6. Walk to work or the shops. If you don't need a car, sell it. Use a bike.
7. Always go round the supermarkets to find out prices before returning to make the savings. Don't buy stuff you don't need. Don't take sprogs with you.
8. If you have an open fire and are near the beach, go collect driftwood.
9. Post letterbox offers to come and collect old wood for nix, even cut down trees etc.
all good firewood.
10. Never pay bills early. Earn the peanuts in interest on it until the last day.
11. Always shop at the Salvation Army store.

Sadly......much of the above suggestion

Sadly......much of the above suggestion will not be in jest.

JK get the CD revamped, first and foremost... issue an ecomomic household survival tip booklet using the above suggestions as a basis... listen carefully to those who have lived in the dark hole !!!!! The imagined aspiration of $hiny glo$$ and glamour is fast fading for so many ...but not evidently for Eric Watson!

P.S Avoid the weekly supermarket visit...I consider 20% ends in the garbage. In Japan most cycle to the 'supermarketo' daily and purchase fresh what is actually needed and used!

12. Visit the supermarket when

12. Visit the supermarket when they slash the price of stuff reaching use by dates.
13. Befriend a vineyard owner and earn the right to pick the end of row fruit the
machines miss, then make your own plonk. Swap your home made plonk for stuff.
14. If the ceiling has no insulation, collect used newspapers and pack em in 6 inches
deep.
15. Drive slowly. The govt will follow the UK lead soon and cut round town speeds to
30K anyway.
16. If you are unfortunate enough to have sprogs, make em work. Cut their pocket$
17. Stop buying newpapers, magazines and other similar rubbish. Use the Library, you
pay for it.
19. Find the big shoe shop which has a shelf of stuff they are flogging cheap. Keep an
eye on what's there. Only get what you need.
20. Never never ever phone anyone on a cellphone number. It's the biggest rort going.
21. If you have a mob of a family and must blah blah blah endlessly, get the Telecom
cheapy deal on offer. It'll save heaps. Same for the olds. Set them up so they can
chat the day away every day and never pay more than whatever.
22. try hitchhiking if you have good legs and long hair.
23. Make your own hothouse out of castoff junk and plastic sheet. Don't worry about
it looking like a tip. Great place to grow early fruit and heaps of toms, which you
need to learn how to turn into chutney and other stuff.

a penny saved is more

a penny saved is more than a penny earnt - the penny saved has already been taxed...

A penny saved, is still,

A penny saved, is still, just a penny. A dollar earned warms the cockles of your heart. A billion lost on a ponzi scheme is infamy for-ever. You just gotta decide what you wish to be remembered for !

i want to be remembered

i want to be remembered for having sense

here's my tip: Set up

here's my tip:

Set up your own religion and promise zillion good things in the after life. For anyone who joined up - charge them 10% of their salary or they'll go to hell. You'll rich in no time.

gingerbreadman : that's been done,

gingerbreadman : that's been done, some little eccentric group who call themselves "Cathy Licks". Did you see the cartoon of the welcomening committee of 17 virgins in heaven, for each martyr to the Muslim cause, 17 stern faced nuns, each wielding a base-ball bat !