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NZ economists revert to busking to replace bonuses

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Interest .co.nz has learned that top economists from New Zealand's major banks are to set up a busking group in an effort to raise funds to replace bonuses that may be cut because economic outcomes have declined to match their economic forecasts. We understand the performance will take place by the bucket fountain on Wellington's Cuba mall at 6:00 pm tonight.

"They've all been watching the international news and are wondering what will happen in New Zealand," one market source, who did not want to be named, told interest.co.nz. "They came up with this as a back up plan just in case of bonus cancellations," the source said.

"They've been encouraged by reports from the music industry that live performances are now the best way to raise money, as no one is buying CD's any more," the source said. "Apparently that is what Madonna is doing and the latest available data shows she is the most popular female singer."

Their consensus forecast for their busking returns are centred around NZ$32.50 with a forecast range of NZ$1.25 to NZ$93.70.

It is not yet clear who would play what instrument, but market sources tell us ANZ National's Cameron Bagrie is quite keen on the triangle, Westpac's Brendan O'Donovan likes the bagpipes and BNZ's Tony Alexander apparently practices the guitar when he thinks no one else is in his home office.

ASB economist Nick Tuffley is promising to bring a special guest performer by the name of Ira Goldstein. Alexander will be dressed as a dark blue pig and be wearing dark sunglasses, while Bagrie is expecting to wear a black horse's head outfit, although half the horse will be in a lighter sky blue and may be headed in a different direction.

We are unsure as to whether Reserve Bank Governor Alan Bollard will be with the group after a fall out over increased long term mortgage rates this morning.

Market sources showed interest.co.nz a secret draft repertoire of songs the economists were considering playing. They include:

I Want It All (Queen); Money For Nothing (Dire Straits); Million Dollar Bash (Bob Dylan); Heart of Gold (Neil Young); You Got the Silver (Rolling Stones); Baby You're A Rich Man, I Don't Want To Spoil The Party & Money (That's What I Want) (Beatles); Money (Pink Floyd); and Mortgage Stomp (Count Basie).

We have been told the group will consider accepting requests from the public, although they are determined to sing their own song: "I got the housing forecast blues...and it's all gone wrong, wrong, wrong"

Any ideas? Please include your favourite bankers' tunes in the comment space below.

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I was hoping to be

I was hoping to be asked to make a special guest apperance but havn't received any calls yet. This kind of thing really shows you who your friends are.

dandan, You gotta work on

dandan,

You gotta work on your appearance forecasting then mate.

A dedication to mortgage holders:

A dedication to mortgage holders: I Got You Babe (Sonny and Cher)

A dedication to future generations: There won't be no country music (C.W. McCaw)

Apparently they have been practising

Apparently they have been practising Money Money Money by Abba, with Alexnader in drag and a blonde wig

No depression in New Zealand

No depression in New Zealand - Blam Blam Blam
Billion Dollar Babies - Alice Cooper
Green Back Dollar - The Johnnys

Given the dismal failure of

Given the dismal failure of 99.9% of the economics profession to see the biggest ever financial crisis the world has ever known, in the making, they definitely could do worse to contribute to society than to take up busking.

The only people entitled to still do economics and financial analysis, are most of the Austrian economists and a handful of the neo-classicists; who are the people who did get it right. But no - these people are still on the margins and it is the blind who still have all the jobs relating to the leadership of the blind.

<blockquote>Their consensus forecast for their

Their consensus forecast for their busking returns are centred around NZ$32.50 with a forecast range of NZ$1.25 to NZ$93.70.

Shouldn't that be "with a forecast range of -NZ$93.70 to NZ$93.70." LOL

:)

Down at cuba now. Are

Down at cuba now. Are you sure they said 6?

Simple question to answer this

Simple question to answer this post.........

The legendary Prince Charles asks the obvious question

"Who's making all the money?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpZvjFgNJxA

These Turkeys may join them

Great Alex, that's classic! ;)

Great Alex, that's classic! ;)

Take the Money and Run"”The Steve Miller Band
Money Changes Everything "“ Cyndi Lauper
You Never Give Me Your Money - The Beatles
Can't Lose What You Never Had - Allman Brothers band
Poor House - Traveling Wilburys

and some great kiwi stuff-

and some great kiwi stuff-

Right First Time - The Dudes
Six Months In A Leaky Boat - Split ENZ
Sink Like A Stone - The Exponents
Don't Dream It's Over - Crowded House
Dr (Bollard) I Like Your Medicine - Hello Sailor
Outlook For Thursday - DD Smash ....... your guess as good as mine!!!!