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Jenée Tibshraeny on Chinese using foreigners to market properties, the Apple Watch & tattoos, 'politician bait', Xero, running a company with no rules, Dilbert & more

Jenée Tibshraeny on Chinese using foreigners to market properties, the Apple Watch & tattoos, 'politician bait', Xero, running a company with no rules, Dilbert & more

Today's Top 10 is a guest post from's very own Jenée Tibshraeny.

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1) Chinese using foreigners to entice locals to invest in property developments

Housing developers in China are hiring ordinary foreigners to pose as celebrities, to boost flagging property sales. This fascinating short documentary, made by the New York Times, follows a Chinese woman on her quest to recruit foreigners, give them impressive fake credentials, and parade them around flashy events aimed at promoting the empty housing developments, China’s real estate bubble has created. The woman says;

The real value of the house or any product doesn’t really matter. As long as there is a good image, people will be willing to buy. For the time being, the image has become the reality.

2) How to reduce your power bill by 80%

Mr Money Mustache, a thirty-something-year-old who blogs about retiring early by living frugally, writes about how he cut his power bill by 80%. He uses a metre (the Efergy Elite Combo), which he clamps around the main input wires in his circuit panel, to monitor his power consumption right down to the watt. He writes:

By watching the display, I can see how much power it takes when the fridge kicks on, or when I run the dishwasher, or flip on a bank of lights in the kitchen. It also helps me find phantom loads: when you think everything is off, but your household consumption is still over 100 watts, something is wrong. I tracked down three faulty smoke detectors that were burning over 5 watts each and replaced them with units that use under 1 watt.

Then I discovered that my Yamaha amplifiers burn 25 watts each if you leave them on, even when there is no music playing. This was bad, because I was often forgetting them overnight. The benefit of the Efergy is its ability to measure even direct-wired devices: alarms, dishwashers, your central a/c system, or the unwanted pipe heater that the previous owner installed in your crawlspace to prevent frozen pipes... but then left on for 12 months of the year regardless of temperature.

3) World’s leading peer-to-peer lender struggles to make profit

Despite all the hype about how online lending’s going to topple traditional banking, a company that enables money lending over the internet in the US is still losing more money than it’s making. Lending Club, the world’s largest online marketplace lender, this week announced it’s still unprofitable, even after more than doubling its revenue and its number of loan originations.

The company’s essentially spending more on improving its technology, hiring engineers and attracting new customers through sales and marketing, than it’s making by originating loans. On the upside, Lending Club’s getting a more mainstream customer base. Quartz has provided these graphs:

4) “Accountants just want to have fun”

This seems to be the slogan behind Xero’s marketing campaign. Xero’s latest financial reports indicate it’s a in a similar position to Lending Club. It’s investing heavily in marketing its cloud-based accounting software to keep attracting new clients, even if it means making a loss.

Having attended Xero’s annual conference, Xerocon, last week, I can see where the company’s marketing dollar’s going… Xero-themed cupcakes, a photobooth, an impressive line-up of guest speakers, a slick PR operation, and tweets for Africa. What’s more, the accountants and bookkeepers attending the event appeared to be having a blast. Xero’s marketing campaign’s succeeded in putting the “fun” in accounting.

5) First world problem alert: Apple Watch owners lonely and frustrated their trendy tattoos are preventing the gadget from working properly

Apple Watch users are rallying together online, as their lack of friends who own Apple Watches means they don’t have people to share the gadget’s features with.

The watch allows you to get your heart rate reading and send it to other Apple Watch users. A page called “lonelyheartbeats” has started on the website Reddit, so Apple Watch owners who don’t have people to share their heart rates with, can share them with an online community. Go figure!

Apple's also admited tattoos can interfere with the watch’s sensors, giving you an inaccurate heart rate reading.

Here’s a video of people’s reactions to using the Apple Watch for the first time.

6) Chinese professionals work as Uber drivers to make friends

NPR reports the likes of accountants, airline pilots and engineers are working as Uber drivers for the social interaction.

Uber is a rapidly growing peer-to-peer taxi or ride-sharing service. Person X registers as a driver, and person Y needs a ride, so uses the GPS capabilities on their iphone/smartphone to book a driver. The payment is made automatically via credit card. There’s no middle man in the exchange. NPR reports:

Unlike in the U.S., most here say the main reason they drive is social. They want to chat with all sorts of people and — like Xu — try to make sense of this mega-city of 24 million. My Uber drivers have included a young airline pilot who picked me up at home one morning in his Land Rover. He said he spent all his time in the cockpit, so driving for Uber was his only way to talk to passengers of any kind. A retired factory worker picked me up another day and took me to a Starbucks. He said he was just looking for stimulating conversation and almost forgot to register the ride, adding that he didn't care if he got paid.

7) Viral politics narrows debate in UK election 

A political blogger for UK’s Telegraph says he gets nervous when political memes – cartoons, videos, jokes etc – go viral on the internet. In addition to over-simplifying political issues to make them more polarising and marketable, he says viral politics narrows political discussion. He writes:

Virals tend to percolate within the same group: and that can close off discussion, making the converted more zealous, and more entrenched. We also took a look at how these virals spread on Twitter, by mapping them against the different political tribes.

What this slightly complicated map tells you is that virals circulate in their own little galaxies: Labour ones tend to be shared among Labour (top left), Tory ones around Tories (bottom right), and Galloway ones around Galloway. The only one that was cross party was Douglas Carswell’s peculiar tweet about Hello Kitty, which we later learnt came from his small child accidently tweeting from his account.

8) How to run a company with (almost) no rules

Brazilian businessman, Ricardo Semler, does a TED talk on the radical form of corporate democracy he’s implemented in the companies he’s founded. Semler has allowed employees to design their own jobs, select their supervisors and define their pay… without causing World War Three. He’s also applied the same principles to education, banking and hospitality. He says:

And so, the question we were asking was, how can we be taking care of people? People are the only thing we have. We can't have a department that runs after people and looks after people… We've come from an age of revolution, industrial revolution, an age of information, an age of knowledge, but we're not any closer to the age of wisdom. How we design, how do we organize, for more wisdom?

9) 2015 expected to be the year of cheap food   

The biannual report published by the UN Food and Agriculture Organisation, Food Outlook, says the world food import bill is forecast to reach a five-year low in 2015.

International food prices are likely to stay under downward pressure due to large supplies, low freight rates and a strong US dollar, with import volumes of the five commodities little changed or even rising. The reduction in import bills is likely to benefit low income countries. 

Dairy prices fell the most, buoying imports in Africa, while the abolition of the European Union’s (EU) milk quota system was also one of the main drivers of the 6.7 percent monthly drop. Sugar, cereals and vegetable oils prices also declined. By contrast, meat values rose in April, which was their first increase since August 2014.

10) Ponytail for sale on Trade Me

While the #ponytailgate scandal was “so last month”, the jokes around the Prime Minister’s inappropriate ponytail tugging are continuing to roll in. Someone is selling a genuine ponytail, “cut from a New Zealand woman on the evening of May 4 2015” on Trade Me.

The nice wispy-looking piece of hair has been described by the seller as “politician bait”, which is “perfect for café workers wanting to attract the attention of middle-aged man-child politicians”. Another selling point; the ponytail is “fresh from the scalp, never been pulled”.


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Its hard to tell if the Chinese real estate bit (1) is a piece of bizarre propaganda from the US, or simple reportage. What ever it is, I feel like I had LSD for breakfast.


Well that got my attention (lol) - gee, we can all look forward to our grandchildren becoming 'white people' circus performers.


It can be fun being an Uber driver.


#2 Is a great idea. Not only will it save money, it's good for the planet to try and use only the energy you need, instead of wasting it


Ponytail for the new National Flag, maybe attached to the PM???


I had it all planned out – not saying anything about it, but then somebody just notices and goes ‘is that the new Apple Watch?’. I would respond simply with a wry Clooney-esque smile and they would mouth the word ‘awesome’.

“What actually happened is somebody said ‘what the f#@!& that weird-looking thing?’

“I explained that it was the brand new Apple Watch and they went ‘HAHAHA’ in a really deliberately hurtful way. The accounts assistant said it was the opposite of a fanny magnet and everyone cracked up.

“Then everyone started pretending to talk into their watches, saying things like ‘come in KITT, I am a massive tosser, please help’.”

By 10am Logan had removed the watch. He explained: “It wasn’t because people were being sarcastic, I just had a hot wrist, everyone gets a hot wrist sometimes.…
Also has a great clip of what happens if you drop the watch while putting it on.


There was wearable technology in the 70s - a calculator in the shirt pocket.
People looked like goobers then too


I can let you have a Prime Real Pony Tail...ridden but not exhaustively.

It will Only cost the buyer a cheap dig at the National Flag Distraction Society event to bury us all in debt...some more. !5 million and counting.

Smile and Wave...Bye Bye.


The Xero Marketing strategy truly is a thing to be in awe of!!

They're now wrapping up features that other companies (like CCH and the IRD) have been doing for years in shiney new 'Cloud' wrapping paper (which again is nothing other companies haven't been doing for many years) and calling it the next big new idea that's going to change the world.…

And people lap this excrement up like it's milk and buy shares by the bucket load...... in a company that's never turned a profit I might add!


In mid-April, a 20-million-dollar industry hit the brakes when the Pacific Fishery Management Council voted to close the West Coast sardine fishery, effective immediately.

It’s unusual for a fishery to be shuttered so abruptly (the current season would normally have run another two months until the end of June), but certainly not unwarranted. In the last eight years, the sardine population has plunged by 91%. With the population on the verge of (or perhaps already past the point of) collapse, the industry’s only hope for recovery is to pull their nets and hope the sardines bounce back.
Our regulatory hesitance stems largely from the economic consequences associated with dialing back on fishing. A fishery may look healthy for many years, supporting unsustainably high levels of catch, before it collapses. It’s understandably hard to convince fishermen, whose livelihoods are at stake, to cut back before the signs are so obvious that it’s already too late. And it’s not as if we don’t need the protein; with more humans at higher economic status than ever before, fish are a key part of our global diet.


A great counter to Bernard Hickey's Singularity thesis.
Why we have an oversupply of everything.
One way of viewing our problem today is as a crisis of affordability. Young people cannot afford to start families or buy new homes because of a combination of the high cost of higher education (leading to debt), the high cost of fuel-efficient new cars (again leading to debt), the high cost of resale homes, and the relatively low wages paid to young workers. Even older workers often have an affordability problem. Many have found their wages stagnating or falling at the same time that the cost of healthcare, cars, electricity, and (until recently) oil rises. A recent Gallop Survey showed an increasing share of workers categorize themselves as “working class” rather than “middle class.”

It is this affordability crisis that is bringing the system down. Without adequate wages, the amount of debt that can be added to the system lags as well. It becomes impossible to keep prices of commodities up at a high enough level to encourage production of these commodities. Return on investment tends to be low for the same reason. Most researchers have not recognized these problems, because they are narrowly focused and assume that models that worked in the past will continue to work today.…
To replace a human, machines need a cheap source of fuel, the cheap fuels are becoming scarce. I'm not overly concerned about losing my job to the singularity.


not so much "wages" as disposable income. No point pushing the wages up up UP, if the disposable doesn't change (it would just make the skimmers even wealthier)


The system cannot grow for ever, diminishing returns sets in, then throw in expensive energy and the only "spare" left to grow (with) is debt.....


My job requires visits to Japan where I'm often told I'm an All Black, despite my denials.

A large group of young guys in Nagoya insisted on taking selfies with "John Kirwan," even though I'm actually 6' 4" with a greying no. 1 haircut and in every other way look absolutely nothing like the man.

That's in Japan... In China, I'd probably be mistaken for Brad Pitt.